Humorous, Funny, One Liners T-Shirts and Gifts

Everyone can find something they like in our large collection of t-shirts, shirts and gifts with humorous, funny, and insightful phrases and one-liners.

I hate being right all the time T-Shirt and Gifts I hate being right all the time. Have fun wearing this humorous, funny shirt design, or get it on your favorite gift item.	Ya Think? T-Shirt and Gifts Don't you hate it when someone states the obvious? Your sarcastic response should be, "Ya Think?" This humorous phrase is one of our most popular designs and is available on shirts, hats, and more.	Whatever T-Shirt and Gifts What do you say when someone just doesn't "get it"? of course you say, "Whatever". This humorous design with attitude is a hot seller. Get yours today!
This Is What Cool Looks Like T-Shirt and Gifts Everyone else will know how cool, hip people look with this design that features the phrase, "This is what cool looks like." with the word "cool" in vintage, distressed lettering.	When all else fails manipulate the data T-Shirt and Gifts When all else fails, manipulate the data. Anytime you can't solve a problem, you can always just change the data.	A Bartender is a Pharmacist with Limited Inventory T-Shirt and Gifts A bartender is a friend, counsel, listener, and pharmacist. Well, a pharmacist with a limited inventory. This design features the phrase, "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
Perception is Reality T-Shirt and Gifts Perception is Reality. What is real? How do you define real? The real world is based on our perceptions and point of view.	Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn T-Shirt and Gifts Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while!	Have you seen my marbles? T-Shirt and Gifts I've lost my marbles... have you seen them? I can't find them anywhere.
Get Lost T-Shirt and Gifts Get Lost. I don't want to see you! This design can be found on a selection of T-Shirts, Tees, Shirts, and Sweatshirts.	So What T-Shirt and Gifts So What! I don't care. It doesn't matter what you think. T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Tees.	There's too much blood in my alcohol system T-Shirt and Gifts A wild night of partying can often lead to having a medical condition where you get too much blood in your alcohol system. Or was it too much alcohol in my blood system? I can't remember.
Here Comes Trouble T-Shirt and Gifts Let them know you mean business, don't fool around, or just like to get into trouble. Great for adults, but a great gift for any infant, baby, toddler, kid or child.	Because I Said So T-Shirt and Gifts Because I said so! The answer to why everyone should do what you say. Perfect for parents with toddlers and kids! Featured on T-Shirts, Tees, Shirts, and Gifts.	Shoo T-Shirt and Gifts Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me! Get everyone you don't like away from you with this Shoo design. Featured on T-Shirts, Tees, Hats, Shirts, and Sweatshirts.
Do you know where you've been? T-Shirt and Gifts Do you know where you've been? Or where you're going?	I'm not shopping. It's Therapy T-Shirt and Gifts Shopping is therapy. Shop until you drop and you will feel better.	Out of my mind. Back in Five Minutes T-Shirt and Gifts In today's hectic, crazy world, everyone is out of their mind for periods of time. It could be because we are always busy, or maybe we just need a quick daydream to take a break from reality.
Where are we going? Why are we in a hand basket? T-Shirt and Gifts Where are we going? Why would it be in a hand basket anyway?	5150 Mentally Disturbed T-Shirt and Gifts Are you crazy? 5150 is a California police code for a mentally disturbed person.	So Broke T-Shirt and Gifts If you are deep in debt, broke, and just don't have any money, then it can be hard to even pay attention
I wandered off from the tour T-Shirt and Gifts I saw something very interesting, so then I wandered off from the tour. That group and tour guide were boring anyway.	Keep Staring At Me T-Shirt and Gifts Keep staring at me, I might do a trick. You never know when I might do a trick, so just keep watching.	I have gone to find myself T-Shirt and Gifts Are you lost? Don't know where you are? Well go find yourself!
Parties well with others T-Shirt and Gifts Party! You may not get good grades in biology or math, but you sure can party well with others.	Endless Battle Against Maturity T-Shirt and Gifts People tell you that you're immature and that you should grow up, but why? My life is an endless battle against maturity.	It's not rocket surgery T-Shirt and Gifts Brain Surgery. Rocket Science. It doesn't take a rocket scientist or brain surgeon to figure it out, after all, it's not rocket surgery! duh!
The Voices Have Great Ideas T-Shirt and Gifts The Voices in my head? Well, they may not be real, but they do have some really great ideas. Like...	Dain Bramaged T-Shirt and Gifts Do you sometimes feel brain damaged, or dain bramaged? If so, this design is for you.	You better make more than I can spend. T-Shirt and Gifts Wear this humorous design any time you are out shopping. It features the phrase, "you better make more than I can spend" and is available on a wide selection of shirt styles.
Obey T-Shirt and Gifts This design will help you get the not so subliminal message across that others should listen to what you say and behave obediently. Everyone should recognize your authority!	My other shirt is in the hamper T-Shirt and Gifts It's wash day tomorrow, so nothing is clean because your other shirt is in the hamper. This design features the phrase, "My other shirt is in the hamper".	Dangerously Overeducated T-Shirt and Gifts It doesn't matter if you go to school for years or just know it all, it isn't difficult to be dangerously overeducated.
It's All About Me! T-Shirt and Gifts It's always about you, right? This design features funny phrase, "It's All About Me!" on the front and the humor is perfect for teens, kids, toddlers, infants, and adults.	I'm a Keeper T-Shirt and Gifts Don't throw me back, I'm a keeper! The perfect design for anyone looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend.	I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah T-Shirt and Gifts Some people just can't stop talking, or you don't want to listen to what they have to say. Well, tell them, "I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah..."
I didn't do it T-Shirt and Gifts I'm innocent! Don't blame me! I didn't do it! Now you can proclaim your not guilty plea with this humorous design. Available on a wide selection of shirts, hats, caps, and gifts.	It seemed like a good idea at the time. T-Shirt and Gifts Oops! You made a mess... but, "It seemed like a good idea at the time." The perfect excuse to get you out of that messy situation. Available on a wide selection of shirts, hats, caps, and gifts.